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October 18, 2004

Confessions of the (Prez) Debate Telepropmter
This is from a person who has just traveled with the debate commission for the last 3 weeks... Really interesting first-hand report of how the whole circus works.

Perhaps I haven't made it sufficiently clear that paradise does, indeed, exist. It is kept in a tent that travels from Miami to Cleveland to St. Louis to Tempe. Inside the tent is a banquet, a moveable feast, as it were. Long tables filled with every imaginable variety of foodstuff. You can fill up a huge plate with melons, cheeses, meats, pastries, vegetables and unknown curly fried objects and then walk a few feet, dump it in the trash and do it again. No one cares. The tables are magic. The piles of food never grow or diminish. That would sully the perfection.
A man stands in one corner of the room and hands out beer.
"Would you like beer sir?"
"Yes I would."
"Thank you for taking a beer."
"You're welcome."
Long legged college girls make sure that you haven't forgotten to stuff your face or take free things from the round table piled with free things. They are persuasive women. They care about me having free things. They wonder if I have enough guacamole and beer. I do not. And then, scattered at the tables are various of the more important and powerful media and political figures in the world. And we are all drinking the free beer, taking the free stuff, and eating guacamole. Dan Rather has some on his chin and Karl Rove has some on his tie. You sit down at big round tables and watch the Yankees game with Charley Gibson and seven giggling fat girls with orange W. hats. I sit down at a different table.
"So" I say "you work for Al-Jazeera."
"Yes," (smiling, smiling a little too much)
"It's great that you guys are here"
"It is a privilege to be here." (relaxing slightly, smiling)
"Well, I don't know if it's a privilege, seems to me you have a right to be here."
"I'm very glad to be here" (vaguely uncomfortable, smiling)
"Have you had problems"
"No, everyone has been wonderful" (smiling, looking around)
"What do you think of the debates?"
"They are very interesting, it is a good thing for democratic debate to happen" (smiling almost to the point of tears)
"Who do you think is winning?"
"They both have made good points" (smiling in a way that reminds one of a grimace)
"But you have to admit Bush is a dangerous moron"
"I'm reporting on the debates" (smiling but in a happier way) "I'm sorry, I have to go now."

Posted by drazen at 08:04 AM